Lyrics
Intro
Verse 1 (Skills & Power):Big Erling walked in that cowboy store,Tipped his hat, said "Give me more!"Grabbed that shirt with a cheeky grin,"Y'all can kiss my Dallas" — let the fun begin!On the pitch he's an absolute machine,Håland thunder — pure protein!Left foot, right foot, header, bicycle,Defenders on the floor, looking like an icicle!Instrumental Solo 1Wild guitar riff + pounding drums — Haaland sprinting through defenseVerse 2 (Goal Moments):He drops the shoulder, cuts inside,Keeper's on the deck, nowhere to hide!One-touch finish, rocket from range,City fans screaming — "Haaland's deranged!"Speed like lightning, strength like a bull,Records tumbling — he's never full!Forty goals a season? That's just a snack,The Norwegian beast is always coming back!Instrumental Solo 2Heavy bass + electric guitar solo — building tension like a counter-attackBridge (Chant style — clap & stomp):Haaland! Haaland!Kiss my Dallas!Haaland! Haaland!Score another!Cowboy Haaland!Goal machine!Y'all can kiss my Dallas —King of the scene!Instrumental Solo 3Epic horn section or full band build-up — stadium shakingFinal Chorus (Louder):Y'all can kiss my Dallas!Haaland runs this town!From Texas fun to 90 minutes won,The striker supreme —