Lyrics
Intro
spoken...what in the world... are you doing?Verse 1You strut into the bar like you own the whole damn placeSmooth talk on your lips but it's slippin' off your faceYou lean in way too close with that cheesy pickup lineShe’s rollin’ her eyes harder than the jukebox spins in timePre-ChorusSugar, I been watchin’, sippin’ on my drink real slowThe way you crash and burn is puttin’ on a comedy showChorusThese eyes are made for watchin’ you fail, fail, failYou keep tryin’ when you oughta just bail, bail, bailYou talk about your car, your job, your big ol’ plansBut honey, she’s already checkin’ out the other handsome manOne of these days you’re gonna trip and fallThese eyes are made for watchin’ you failVerse 2Now you’re buyin’ her a drink but you spill it on her shoeTalkin’ ‘bout your exes like that’s somethin’ she should knowShe’s smilin’ through her teeth, lookin’ for the nearest doorWhile you’re swingin’ for the fences and you’re strikin’ out once morePre-ChorusDarlin’ I can’t help it, it’s better than a picture showThe second-hand embarrassment is stealin’ the whole floorChorusThese eyes are made for watchin’ you fail, fail, failYou keep tryin’ when you oughta just bail, bail, bailYou wink and you whistle, you flex and you poseBut she’s textin’ her girlfriends underneath the table, “Lord, save me from this fool”One of these days you’re gonna trip and fallThese eyes are made for watchin’ you failBridge – spoken, extra sassy Nancy-styleNow listen here, honey…You might think you’re Casanova with them moves you gotBut from where I’m sittin’, you look more like a train wreck in a cowboy hatThese boots of mine? They ain’t walkin’ your way… they’re tappin’ to the beat of your spectacular crash and burnFinal Chorus – bigger, with backing “oohs” and laughsThese eyes are made for watchin’ you fail, fail, failKeep on swingin’ boy, you’re never gonna prevail, prevailFrom Tokyo to Sapporo, same story everywhereBoys tryin’ way too hard and leavin’ with that lonesome stareOne of these days you’re gonna trip and fall…These eyes are made for watchin’… you… failOutro – fade with attitudeFail, fail, fail… (oh honey)Watchin’ you fail… (what a show)