Lyrics
Intro
[Verse 1, male] I bought this hat at Tanuki Thunder, thought I looked so fine[Verse 1, female] Now it's stuck on my head so tight, I'm losing my damn mind[Chorus, both] This hat won't come off, it's squeezin' my brainI look like a fool but I'm wearin' it anyway[Instrumental break] crying steel slide guitar solo[Chorus, both] This hat won't come off, it's squeezin' my brainI look like a fool but I'm wearin' it anyway[Verse 2, female] Everyone keeps saying "Nice hat!" with a grin[Verse 2, male] I'm smiling through the headache, tryin' not to give in[Bridge, both] Should've tried it on before I bought it, now I'm payin' the price[Final Chorus, both] This hat won't come off, it's squeezin' my brainI look like a fool but I'm wearin' it anyway[Outro] steel slide guitar and fiddle fade with a sigh